This is it in a nut shell

Sal on the porch

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We try to up-date this blog weekly......sometimes we cannot.

Questions.....  Salkeylargo@keylargokey.com

It's time to get rid of all the incumbents.....they got you where you're at....screwed

Murphy-Ros-lehtinen

Both have done nothing for the county


Heather suggests a lesbian only airport to replace the new Key West airport, wants McCoy's name off the marquee.


 

Sheriff's candidate Sandy Downs does an excellent job on The Jerry Coleman Debate show on Channel 76

Show will air again on channel 76 on Monday or can be seen on the County's WebPages.


 

Roman Gastesi

Roman talks on Tuesdays Cabinet meeting

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Sonny McCoy adds new light switch panels to his commission office


They just wouldn't listen to me and now everybody in Monroe County will pay.....

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That's what you get when you try to steal stuff....This county deserves everything that's going to happen to it.....Me and George Wilson of Prudential Key side real estate went to 4 years of Tier meetings and told the commissioners that this was sure to happen.....They laughed at us.


This is the type of Flashlight you will all have to carry if you voters continue to elect the ass holes you're use to electing

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Endorses Carruthers, Wigington and Murphy

Don't forget they also endorsed McCoy, Spehar and Neugent......The ones that have caused all our problems....according to them.


Florida Keys National Park? Are They Nuts?

As it's lead story, this morning's Florida Keys Keynoter announced that Monroe County's nincompoops-who-think-they're-in-charge (particularly newbie County Administrator Gastesi) are planning to tell Florida's Governor Christ and the other three "Cabinet" officials that the solution to the Florida Keys' land acquisition mess is to get Congress to designate the Keys a "national park." That, they surmise, would bring $1.2 billion to buy up all the Tier I and II land in these regulation-abused islands.

First, the County's $1.2 billion is off by nearly an order of magnitude. This is spelled out in the Amended Complaint we served yesterday in [Estate of] Lightner v Monroe County and the State of Florida, a Class Action that is pending before Judge Mark Jones in the 16th Judicial Circuit (Monroe County). Our analysis of the State's acquisition costs -- for Tier I properties on Big Pine and No Name Keys only -- revealed that the State acquired 204 such parcels, between January 2006 and July 2008, paying, on average, $40,321 per parcel (they were almost 100% "dry lots"). NOT ONE of these parcels was acquired by Eminent Domain.

Therein lies the problem. In eminent domain proceedings, a landowner has the right to raise the debilitating effect of Condemnation Blight -- which was the reason the West and Richardson plaintiffs in May of this year (2008) were able to recover nearly 10 times what the State was "offering" to purchase their moratorium-affected North Key Largo lands.

In an analysis carried out by real estate appraiser extraordinaire Bob Gallaher for our nearly $50 million in Bert Harris Act claims filed with Monroe County and the Governor's office this past Wednesday, Mr. Gallaher determined the average Fair Market Value (this term-of-art does not allow "sales to government" as evidence of Fair Market Value) of dry lots in the Lower Keys, as of January 2008, was $240,000. That is six times what the State paid for those 204 dry lots in the last 2.5 years. It does not take a rocket scientist to figure that the County's $1.2 billion figure could easily become $7.2 billion if the landowners refused to sell "voluntarily." While it's not $700 billion -- as Treasury Secretary Hank Paulsen is trying to extract from Congress -- $7.2 billion is not chump change. And, I should point out, Congress is going to be so worn out from the Wal Street debacles that it is highly unlikely Monroe County's "leaders" are going to see $1.2 billion, much less $7.2 billion, in this lifetime. QED.

It is time for someone to inform the owners of undeveloped land in the Florida Keys that they should simply refuse to sell -- and should either hold out for an eminent domain suit to be filed, or -- better yet -- just sue the County and State in inverse condemnation.

The time of reckoning in Moron County

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The chickens have come home to roost

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Say "Hello" to Bert (Harris, that is)

We served 41 Bert Harris Act petitions today on Monroe County and the State of Florida, seeking $46.7 million in compensation to the owners of 196 Florida Keys land parcels. These are only a tiny fraction of the number of parcels adversely affected by the Keys' recently-completed land-stealing pogrom (a/k/a "tier zoning"). Thirty-four claimants' properties are in Tier I, which are essentially unbuildable. Seven own Tier II property. For Tier I and II landowners to even compete for a permit, they would be forced to spend on the order of $235,000 for 20 points (Tier I) or $117,500 for 10 points (Tier II) just to begin with the same number of "points" a Tier III landowner starts with. AND they must acquire all but two of those 10 or 20 points by purchasing their neighbors' Tier I lots -- at 4 points apiece -- at the bargain basement prices the government has been paying. If this is not held unconstitutional -- and we will revisit that as each lawsuit is served -- I will eat my favorite hiking hat.

We strongly recommend Tier I, II, and III-A landowners refuse to sell their land at less than the Fair Market Value it would have if it had a building permit -- and flatly refuse to sell to any government agency. The purpose of the Tier pogrom is to force landowners to sell to government, or the other leeches (including the Tier I and II landowners themselves), at far less than the Fair Market Values they would receive in a Condemnation proceeding -- by invoking the legal doctrine known as Condemnation Blight. I have included some Fair Market Value information at the end of this post. If nobody offers that much -- do not sell! Either force the government to condemn, or bring your own inverse condemnation action. Either way, the government pays your costs, attorneys fees, and interest.

In May of this year, an Upper Keys jury awarded over $5 million to our clients, the West and Freeman families, four years (for which they will get another 10% interest/yr) after the State acquired their 20+ acres on North Key Largo for $550,000 in a "quick-take". (See my May 22, 2008 post). Just as in today's pogrom, the West-Freeman property was infected with Condemnation Blight building moratoria -- which allowed us to have the Judge instruct the jury to value the property as if the moratoria never existed. There is a more substantial analysis of Condemnation Blight on my website -- http://MattsonLaw.com.

As it is now public record, I will share with you our appraiser's Fair Market Value analysis that we provided the County and State in several of the Bert Harris Act petitions. These are January 1, 2008, "generic" Fair Market Values -- that need to be adjusted if special conditions exist, such as too little lot area or the need to pay mitigation in order to place fill in a wetland -- for Upper and Lower Keys residential lots only.

Lower Keys Lots: Dry $240,000; Canal $320,000; Open Water $520,000
Upper Keys Lots: Dry $170,000; Canal $405,000; Open Water $610,000

Grand Theft: Property

County Sued for 47 million in Bert Harris Act Takings

Today 41 Bert Harris Act taking petitions were sent to the Governor's office and the Monroe County Administrator, alleging a substantial diminution in Keys properties' values as a result of the County's new "tier system."  The 41 claims total just under $47 million for 196.5 lots.

Local governments have to report these claims to their insurers, and a host of claims can adversely affect their ability to issue bonds to raise money (other than the kind that are based on a revenue stream – such as sewer bonds).

In this financial climate, a few hundreds of millions of dollars in claims could pretty well eliminate Monroe County ’s power to borrow money. (Maybe they can live within their ever-declining tax revenues.)  

Gutierrez is a plaintiffs in one of the 41 claims

Gutierrez hopes that this action will be the beginning of some sort of justice to the over 8000 disenfranchised vacant property owners of the Florida Keys....


 

         

 

Take your pick for County Commission District 3.

Homo or Hetero


 

Neugent waits for Wigington (at the house) to strategize on how to throw a monkey wrench in the recent approval by to Gang of three to sewer No Name Key

Murphy wanted to come but Neugent likes the younger stuff


Neugent prepares for a fund raiser at Heather Carruthers all lesbian guesthouse in Key West

 


 


 

The link below of Heather Carruthers mentions her Guesthouse but still fails to divulge that it's for

  "muff divers only"....

http://voteheather2008.com/blog/2008/09/15/takin-care-of-business/

We at KeylargoKey.com are not anti-gay.....some of our best friends muff dive.... but we think a candidate should not try to hide facts from the public......


 

Pleas of Keys business owners and homeowners economic doldrums lands on BOCC's deaf ears

Many business representatives and heads of local commerce chambers warn the five members of the Monroe County Commissioners that the Florida Keys can not afford their latest attempt to transfer the tax burden to the commercial side of the tax equation.  Both Jackie Harder and Virginia Panico warned the commission that businesses are starting to close their doors. One business owner said his taxes increased to $65,000 a year, a $7,000.00 increase. 

 It appeared that the commission was unconcerned.


Neugent, Murphy still hesitant to sewer No Name Key.....

What assholes!!!!!!!

Luckily the ordinance to sewer No Name passes 3-2


Need a new bed????????

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President Bush talks on new Border Fence

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Since the Real Estate market has gone south the only customers you have are like this....

RECENT EMAIL FROM AN ADVERTISEMENT

Read from bottom up

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FREE Gas Coupon from Shell Oil


Islamorada loses lawsuit

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Uppity Landowners Hand Defeats to "the Village with no Character"

In 2002, the Florida Keys village of Islamorada enacted a land use ordinance that prohibited "formula restaurants" [read "Starbucks"] and limited the frontage and square footage of "formula retail" establishments [read "Walgreens"] -- so that no national chain business could operate in the "quaint little village" [or so the Council thought]. In 2002, Glenn and Virginia Saiger, owners of Island Silver & Spice -- an "independent" retailer -- had a contract to sell their store to a developer that planned to build -- Ohmigosh! -- a Walgreens! In Islamorada! (Islamorada already had a CVS drugstore....) Absolutely Not! Said the sage village Council. Not in our fair village! Never! The Saigers sued in U.S. District Court.

In 2005, Joseph Cachia received an offer to buy his existing retail store -- also independent -- from a corporation that wanted to build a Starbucks in Islamorada. Oh, my! Not a Starbucks! Said the village Council, essentially telling Mr. Cachia to pound sand. Mr. Cachia also sued in U.S. District Court.

Mr. Cachia, unluckily, drew U.S. District Judge Michael Moore (of the FEMA list, for those who own undeveloped Keys land), who bounced Mr. Cachia out of court on a motion to dismiss. Judge Moore held that, as a matter of law, the ordinance was supported by a legitimate state interest. The Saigers, on the other hand, drew Senior (formerly Chief) Judge James Lawrence King -- for whom the Miami federal courthouse is named. Judge King came to the opposite conclusion, writing one of the funnier opinions of his career, and held that Islamorada had violated the United States Constitution's "Dormant Commerce Clause." In his opinion, Judge King observed the village of Islamorada had no "small town community" interest to protect.

Mr. Cachia appealed Judge Moore's dismissal, and Islamorada appealed Judge King's decision in favor of the Saigers. The appeals went to the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, in Atlanta, where they were consolidated for oral argument before Circuit Judges Tjoflat and Black, and a visiting judge, Judge Restani. Oral argument was on June 3, 2008. Both appeals were decided two days ago, September 8, 2008.

The 11th Circuit panel affirmed Judge King's decision in Island Silver & Spice v. Islamorada, while reversing Judge Moore's decision in Cachia v. Islamorada. The Island Silver & Spice opinion can be read and downloaded on the 11th Circuit's website here, and the Cachia opinion here.

$$$, anyone? Judge King awarded substantial money damages, plus attorneys' fees, against Islamorada, and the 11th Circuit awarded additional attorneys' fees to both Island Silver & Spice and Mr. Cachia. Mr. Cachia's case will now be returned to Judge Moore for a trial on damages. We can be certain that Islamorada will be handing over sums well in excess of $1 million -- all of which will come from the village taxpayer's wallets! (Maybe they'll start thinking about their wallets when election time rolls around.)

All in all, a splendid job well done. Congratulations are due to local counsel John Jabro; to Jim Hendrick for taking off his government hat long enough to support these landowners; and to Joel Perwin, appellate counsel for both landowners

 

 Monday, September 8, 2008

It is 7:00 AM Monday, September 8, 2008 and Ike is battering Cuba. The National Hurricane Center's projected path takes Ike across Cuba today and then up into the Gulf of Mexico. (See the model suite at left.) The closest approach Ike is projected to make - according to the NHC's 5:00 AM forecast - to "downtown" Key Largo is 192 miles, while about 86 miles SE of Havana, at about 2:00 AM Wednesday. The Florida Keys are now at Tropical Storm Warning status, and Accuweather.com is predicting tropical storm force winds (39 mph) will affect Key Largo starting about 4:00 PM today from the ENE, peaking at 46 mph between 4:00 and 6:00 PM today -- with gusts to 69 mph. Accuweather.com predicts continuing tropical storm force winds to continue, gusting into the 50's and 60's (mph), until Tuesday afternoon, dropping below 39 mph, from the East, by 6:00 PM Tuesday. The Accuweather forecast for Key West is about the same as that for Key Largo, with slightly higher winds and hanging around into Wednesday morning.

These conditions were also predicted 24 hours ago, when Monroe County "re-evaluated" its 100% evacuation "order" for the Keys -- and decided to keep the "order" in effect despite knowing that the Florida Keys would not experience hurricane conditions when Ike passes by. We are supposed to have adequate shelters for Category 1 and 2 storms. Because it is difficult to get everyone out of the Keys -- and the more Cry Wolf evacuations that occur the fewer people will evacuate the next time -- evacuation should not be attempted unless there is a threat of at least a Category 3 storm. That threat did not exist. As I have said over and over again since 1992, these islands need Category 4-5 hurricane shelters.

For us, we've prepared two 2 lb "hurricane meatloafs" (a/k/a American pate) just in case, and have a week's supply of propane to run our generator. Evacuation was unnecessary.


Saturday, September 6, 2008

The "Cry Wolf" Syndrome Hits Again with the Premature Evacuation Order for Tropical Cyclone Ike

The Google Earth graphic at left shows the Nat'l Hurricane Center's 11AM Saturday, September 6, 2008 forecast path of Tropical Cyclone Ike. This forecast shows Ike passing well west of Key West, in 4 days -- as a Category One. The Florida Keys' "emergency management" director, Irene Toner, prematurely "ordered" a total evacuation of the Keys with nothing but a five-day forecast that had its "center line" going through Marathon. The forecast at the time was NOT to suggest Ike was going to hit Marathon dead-on. It was intended to show the storm was likely to come within 300 miles of Marathon! (I have always been relieved to see Key Largo smack on the center line at the 3, 4, or 5-day position -- because that almost guarantees the storm will NOT hit Key Largo dead-on.)

I thought we had all learned the lesson not to "focus on the line" after Charlie plowed into Punta Gorda mouth four years ago -- when "the line" showed it going into Tampa. The National Hurricane Center spent months trying to educate "television meteorologists" and local emergency management officials to look at the whole picture -- particularly the error bars that come with every forecast position. In this case, the NHC forecasters made the point very clear in every forecast, that the 4- and 5-day forecasts have "greater than usual" errors. If our local "experts" had looked at the model spread before crying "Wolf," they would have seen that the models utilized by the NHC were all over the place, and the storm could be in Jacksonville or Cozumel rather than in Marathon on Day 5.

The "Cry Wolf" syndrome has been seen before; the most egregious example being Hurricane Andrew in 1992, when Monroe County "ordered" the evacuation of the Middle and Upper Keys at 6AM on Sunday -- for a storm that made landfall only 23 hours later. Only 61% of Upper Keys residents evacuated to the mainland before Andrew, compared to the County’s predicted 87%. Only 43% evacuated the Middle Keys, compared to the predicted 73%. 30% of those who did evacuate, did so before the evacuation "order" was announced. Of those who did evacuate, 27% only went as far as Dade County, where the storm actually made landfall.

If the County could make the mistaken call it made in Andrew, only 1 day from landfall, what -- pray tell -- made Irene Toner think she could get it right 5 days before a somewhat possible landfall? The Florida Keys are islands -- just in case you didn't know -- like Puerto Rico and the Hawaiian Islands. Island communities need hurricane shelters. the Florida Keys need hurricane shelters.

The sole reason we do not have hurricane shelters is a political one -- not an engineering one. The majority of Florida Keys voters -- homevoters primarily -- want to prevent the Keys' population from increasing. That majority elects the County Commission, which in turn does the homevoters' bidding -- and has refused since 1993 to build hurricane shelters (except for their own office building in Marathon, which will not withstand a Category Five hit).

Putting the homevoters in the same political camp as the tree-huggers -- and the last five Governors and the DCA -- puts the lives of Keys' residents at risk every hurricane season. There is no doubt that this group of anti-growth factions would dearly love a repeat of the 1935 hurricane, and at least a few dozen deaths (maybe not hundreds), to prove that people should not live in the Florida Keys!

 


Ike could mirror Donna's path in the 60's

Pines & Palms Inn after the Hurricane Donna blew through Islamorada. (Florida State Archives )

Hurricane Donna 1960
Click for a larger map of Hurricane Donna 1960Click here to see a bigger radar image of Donna.One of the all-time great hurricanes, Donna was first detected as a tropical wave moving off the African coast on August 29. It became a tropical storm over the tropical Atlantic the next day and a hurricane on September 1. Donna followed a general west-northwestward track for the following five days, passing over the northern Leeward Islands on the 4th and 5th as a Category 4 hurricane and then to the north of Puerto Rico later on the 5th. Donna turned westward on September 7 and passed through the southeastern Bahamas. A northwestward turn on the 9th brought the hurricane to the middle Florida Keys the next day at Category 4 intensity. Donna then curved northeastward, crossing the Florida Peninsula on September 11, followed by eastern North Carolina (Category 3) on the 12th, and the New England states (Category 3 on Long Island and Categories 1 to 2 elsewhere) on the 12th and 13th. The storm became extratropical over eastern Canada on the 13th.

Donna is the only hurricane of record to produce hurricane-force winds in Florida, the Mid-Atlantic states, and New England. Sombrero Key, Florida reported 128 mph sustained winds with gusts to 150 mph. In the Mid-Atlantic states, Elizabeth City, North Carolina reported 83 mph sustained winds, while Manteo, North Carolina reported a 120 mph gust. In New England, Block Island, Rhode Island reported 95 mph sustained winds with gusts to 130 mph.

Donna caused storm surges of up to 13 ft in the Florida Keys and 11 ft surges along the southwest coast of Florida. Four to eight ft surges were reported along portions of the North Carolina coast, with 5 to 10 ft surges along portions of the New England coast. Heavy rainfalls of 10 to 15 inches occurred in Puerto Rico, 6 to 12 inches in Florida, and 4 to 8 inches elsewhere along the path of the hurricane.

The landfall pressure of 27.46 inches makes Donna the fifth strongest hurricane of record to hit the United States. It was responsible for 50 deaths in the United States. One hundred and fourteen deaths were reported from the Leeward Islands to the Bahamas, including 107 in Puerto Rico caused by flooding from the heavy rains. The hurricane caused $387 million in damage in the United States and $13 million elsewhere along its path


This is why we don't want idiots like Sylvia Murphy running the show.....

She voted against the 5th lane for ease of evacuation and a new EOC (Emergency operation center) that developers would have paid for, the woman is useless as tits on a boar hog. 


Big Pine Key post

Sal, you knew the properties you purchased were non buildable when you acquired them and the low price you paid reflected that. Then you tried to sell these non buildable lots to the County for an exorbitant price.  Please stop whining and get on with your race against Sylvia. May the best person win!

You know these same people, which Sylvia knows, but they will speak to Sylvia on the phone unlike you, whose calls have been blocked by the County. Please brush up on your speech at the next candidate forums. I was embarrassed for you at the last forum when you spoke.  Go take a happy pill and stop being so vindictive and nasty.  Go play with your website so some of your vindictiveness and nasty can play out there.   sonnyboy1234@hotmail.com

I don't call Sylvia because she's useless. If I want to get some help I call Mario just like a lot of other folks in the Upper Keys.  As far a my Lots they're all buildable  and it was the state and not the county that approached me for the purchase of these lots.  Someone called the state to queer the deal (Kay Thacker and George Neugent) and now there will be a giant lawsuit to follow that will end up costing the county much more in the end.  Sorry these assholes (above) have cost the county millions with there stupid ways. We will see Sonnyboy.


 

Sonny McCoy openly endorses Heather Carruthers on the Becker show......2nd of the gang of three to support Carruther's candidacy.  Will Dixie join in?????  There has been rumblings of Dixie being an aid in Heather's regime if she wins.


 

Time to get the hell out of Dodge....If we leave now Sylvia Murphy and KimWigington's dream of "No Fifth lane" will be a moot issue. So start packing. If anyone dies at least we know who to blame......


Letters to the Editor

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Another unanswered question to Heather Carruthers web page blog

No Responses to “Free Speech”

  1. Sal gutierrez Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    Do you only answer questions from gay people??? About 4 or 5 days ago I ask you to comment on some property rights questions and government meeting rules…..you failed to answer the questions submitted. I think Carlos will win this contest. He has the ability to answer and defend all members of this community……not just the gays…


Last night we viewed the Republican National Convention

We at keylargokey.com got sick to our stomachs

Vomit party (suite) ! vomit

Hopefully......Obama will win............

The only thing we liked in the convention was the mention of

Drill baby Drill...That's for oil


Ken Davis for your Sheriff

Letter about disparity in deputy pay....A Ken Davis take.......

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If you're a Realtor and vote for Sylvia Murphy 

Don't cry!!!!!!!!!!

when you can't sell that lot that's on the FEMA list.  She is directly connected to every person who caused that list to materialize. Hank Morgenstern, Alicia Putney, George Neugent, Richard Grosso and all your local environmental wackos..


Post taken from Bigpinekey.com

It looks like Heather Carruthers running for office is the new topic of the day and I believe it is one that needs to be addressed.  The write up today saying how the owner of Island House or Teasers shouldn't hold office hit the nail right on the head.  I have been to Pearl's several times when my sister, who is gay, comes to town.  She stays there regularly.  I have spent the night there with her once when drinking and didn't want to drive.  It is a beautiful and well run guest house.  Heather looks right at home pulling up in that Black T-Bird with the top down.  Now for my point since it wasn't to advertise Pearl's. 

I fully agree that anyone who operates a place of business that discriminates against anyone could not fairly govern our county.  My opinion has nothing to do with her sexual preference as a poster suggested.  I don't want to have sex with her I want a good county commissioner to put our county together and I don't think a person who discriminates against anyone is the person for the job.  Places like Pearl's, Island House, Teasers, Club Zu, Fairvilla and 801 Bourbon all have their place in the community but not in government. 

Jessie Jackson tried to run for President and lost because he discriminated against white people just like David Duke discriminated against black people.  If Heather wants to do her part for the community she should run The Business Guild or The Tourist Development Counsel but I can't support her to hold a position of government that will effect my brother, father or husband.  If they wouldn't be allowed to spend a night at her guest house she shouldn't be allowed to govern a county supported by their tax dollars.  Men and women pay equal taxes to pay for the BOCC so men and women should be equally represented. Electing someone who's business refuses to do business with males is not the way to represent them.  We would be replacing the bubba system with a lesbian favoritism system. 

Heather, I wish you the very best in your business and hope it continues to be the beautiful and much needed piece of Key West as it has been but I hope you do not win a seat on the BOCC. ~debbieplunket@gmail.com

Looks like Keylargokey.com is not the only one that thinks Heather for County Commission would be a bad choice


 

Useless 1 and useless 2 pose for a photo opt

 


George "tits" Neugent dedicates new Big Pine Key Park

I'll bet under those sunglasses Neugent's eyes look like this.....Go to fullsize image

 


Neugent attachments continue to surface


Life Guard with a sense of humor

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Some of Heather's friends after an arm wrestling event in Key West

Carruthers was victorious.  The unit on the left came in 2nd place


Gutierrez adopts Bill Cosby's views

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Testosterone twins team up.

Will there be a third with balls????


Neugent gives a whole new meaning to the term “white trash.”

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What Heather will bring to the Commission

Check out the photo gallery

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Heather won "The most balls lost that year" imagine that!!!!

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Heather adds top notch Campaign advisor to her staff

Eyeam Lightloafer comes straight from an operation in Amsterdam........Eyeam, surgically altered, will be allowed to stay at Pearl's House during the campaign period.


Well, well, well! 

For the safety of the people of New Orleans , officials started evacuating 72 in hours in advance of hurricane Gustav! This makes perfect sense as a killer hurricane approaches. 

But what is amazing about this is, it brings to light what a double standard there is compared to the Florida Keys in regards to hurricane management, evacuation and property rights.  Obviously, there is no standard imposed by the State of Louisiana that New Orleans must be evacuated in 24 hours, and if this standard is not met all development and building will stop.

The 24-hour hurricane evacuation standard imposed in the Florida Keys is unconstitutional & illegal, it is just an excuse to prevent building, development and redevelopment and steal people's land. 

The different treatment by the federal, state and local government between New Orleans and the Florida Keys is amazing and illegal. New Orleans is below sea level but can still get FEMA flood insurance.  However, in the Florida Keys if you have an uninsurable downstairs enclosure even 6 feet above base flood elevation, your flood insurance will be canceled.  Any downstairs enclosure whether nonconforming or conforming is not insured by the FEMA flood insurance if below base flood elevation.

If you are afraid of hurricanes don't live in the Florida Keys . If live in the Keys and you want to be safe from hurricanes start evacuating 72 hours before hurricanes arrive.

Nowhere in the Constitution does it say the government can take your property rights away from you because you may be subject to a natural disaster and can't evacuate in 24 hours. Tens of thousands of people will probably die in San Francisco when the big one comes and no one can evacuate 24 hours because they don't get 24-hour notice of a big earthquake approaching. Even so, San Francisco has not stopped building or development in their community.

 

Everyone should hold their freedoms dearly, they should revolt against the loss of property rights imposed by this 24 hour evacuation rule. Because what is the next right they're going to take away from you.  This is supposed to be a free country.  You can ride your motorcycle without a helmet and take the risks that you want to take.  You could jump out of an airplane with a parachute on.  It's obvious that imposing this 24-hour hurricane evacuation rule is not about the safety of the people, it is about taking your property rights away from you without compensating the you for the fair market value of the property taken.

If you want to stop this abuse of your rights and others in the pipeline, vote for me, Sal Gutierrez

 


According to Sloan Bashinsky.....The Gang of Three is backing Heather Carruthers

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The Citizen Playing Games........again

Letter to editor

 
----- Original Message -----
From: Sal
To: ttuell@keysnews.com
Cc: tohara@keysnews.com ; Alyson - Miami ; wmarkham@keynoter.com ; info@jerrycolemanshow.com ; info@bigpinekey.com
Sent: Sunday, August 31, 2008 4:32 AM
Subject: Article in Sunday's paper

As per your front page article on “County Commission hopefuls outline views” in Sunday’s paper (8/31/08), I noticed your reference to me indicating that I made a statement to your newspaper you were not to contact me.  As usual your paper’s known ability to manipulate facts has once again has surfaced.  About a month ago your arrogant news reporter, Tim O’Hara, called me for and interview.  At that time I politely asked him if he had gone to my website (Keylargokey.com) and read the instructions for press interviews, he said yes.  Then I proceeded to inform him that it said to email me at that site with any and all questions.  Mr. O’Hara at that time failed to follow my rules.  A week after this event he tried again to get a phone interview with me and this time I was a little courser with him.  Sorry Mr. Tuell and Mr. O’Hara but I’m not into your game playing.    Your paper has an uncanny knack of taking phone interviews and twisting them around a bit.  If you wish to get an interview with me you must do it my way……Sorry boys for the confusion

 

Salvador Gutierrez

305 896-5930

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Mud Slinging at it's best

It appears Lesbian guest home owner Heather Caruthers's bunch has started rumors about her opponent Carlos Rojas refusing to give allegiance to the flag at certain club functions.  I'm sure her buddies in the media will soon pick up on this story an try to smear Mr. Rojas's reputation all over the Radio (Bill Becker) and Newspaper (The Citizen).  In a phone conversation with Mr. Rojas he has stated,  " Anyone who doubts my allegiance to the United States is welcome to see me give allegiance to the flag every Thursday night with my fellow Rotarians".  Also Heather's gang has been known to favor all candidate running for office to be non-working upper class citizens and have homosexual values.  Mr. Rojas is a happily married heterosexual man with children and a wife that goes to PTA meetings on a regular basis.......How refreshing

Bet there's no PTA mothers here

http://www.pearlsrainbow.com/about.html

We have notice that Heather has removed "Lesbian only" guest house from her WebPages......Must be because of her candidacy for County Commission.  She has yet to divulge this to the Monroe county electorate and her buddies at the Keynoter and The Citizen have hidden the fact she runs a Lesbian only guesthouse in Key West since her announcement to run for public office.

We at KeylargoKey.com are not anti-gay but think a candidate should not try to hide facts from the public......


Wal-mart recliners recalled

George Neugent, AKA "Tits" plans to protest the recalling of these recliners


Are you Sure?????????????????

These four would make the "Gang of Three" look like a bunch of Choir Boys.  


Heather Carruthers questioned/comments on her Web Blog

Heather....actual photo and not her stunt double

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Let's see if she responds, I know Carlos will.

Has not responded as of  08/30/08


To District 5 voters;

Are you tired of sending your tax money to Key West?

Are you tired of having a County Commissioner that doesn't fight for your community?

Are you tired of your County Commissioner, Sylvia Murphy, being more politically aligned with the lower Keys and Key West then Key Largo?

This County Commission election cycle was about eliminating the gang of three, but now we are probably going to get a gang of four. This new gang of four will do nothing to improve the business climate or economy of the Florida Keys. Their idea of progress is to turn the clock back 20 years. They have no respect for individual property rights. And will tax property owners on property that is undevelopable and will not push the state into purchasing this land, essentially stealing it from the owners.

This last election proved that Key Largo has a different attitude than the lower Keys about who should represent the community. Gary Bauman lost by only 34 votes in Key Largo's five precincts. Gary won 3 out of 5 precincts, with a vote difference of 4%,  48% to 52%. Whereas in the rest of the county Gary lost by a vote difference of 16%, 42% to 58%. So essentially the lower Keys and Key West has and will continue to choose a County Commissioner for District 5 regardless of Key Largo's preference.

The answer to this dilemma for District 5 is to incorporate Key Largo, so that the community has a voice in determining its future.

In the meantime as a protest to this present situation and to support my belief in private property rights and to keep the government from stealing your property, and to make your County Commissioner responsible to the needs of the community,  vote for me,  Sal Guitierrez...


Neugent rehearses for Mayor's coronation in December

Citizens get your wallets out the gang of 4 will bankrupt the Keys............


 

10 questions for Bill Becker from Tom Stump's Mother.....Mama Rose

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Rumor Has it..............

Many X-Dixie Republicans backing Democrat Bill Estes in November

Race could mimic Rice-Saunders race in '06

Bill Estes


Takings lawsuits are guaranteed to plague new commission

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Key Largo.....Time to incorporate???????

Bauman wins 3 of 5 Key Largo Precincts

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Today Alyson Crean Key West Bureau Chief Florida Keys Keynoter sent me an email......

 
----- Original Message -----
From: "Crean, Alyson - Miami" <ACrean@keynoter.com>
To: <salkeylargo@keylargokey.com>
Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2008 5:02 PM
Subject: request

I'm doing a story and would like to talk to friends or business people who you'd like to refer me to. Trying  to get insight to the candidates' character through those around them, not just from the candidates themselves. As I mentioned on the phone, I'm not looking to trash you, Sal, as I'm asking you for your own friends and references.
Thank you for your help.

Alyson Crean
Key West Bureau Chief
Florida Keys Keynoter

The press has painted such a bad picture of folks that are developers in the Keys that out of six requests for business associates of mine only three would ever consider a request from me to voice their opinion (in the press) of my character.......not because their response would have been negative but they were afraid of reprisals from the government (Sylvia Murphy, the Building Dept, other New County commission prospects....etc.) on this island chain................Wow!!!!!!.......Sounds like Germany in the 1939  to me................Sal Gutierrez......

I did find three.....The other three were deleted from my cell phone.......Permanently


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Bio


SAL GUTIERREZ
COUNTY COMMISSION DIST. 5
No Party Affiliation


P.O. Box 1712
Tavernier, Fl 33070
Phone: 305-896-5930
http://www.keylargokey.com

Note: The candidate's statement was supplied by the candidate and has not been edited or endorsed by the County Supervisor of Elections!

Comments :

age 61
Divorced many years ago with 39 year old son, an airplane Mechanic. Never Re-married

Education :

Various Mechanical certifications for Air conditioning repair. Also attended Saint Petersburg Junior College in St. Petersburg, Florida

Experience :

Owned and ran a successful and profitable Air-conditioning business for 30 years..... Also own many parcels of land in Monroe County and familiar with all land regulation and how they affect people in this county. EXP.ROGO, FEMA, Permitting. Have a realistic approach to affordable housing......Start really wanting some

All Press interviews...Please No Phone calls

Email only

Email @ Salkeylargo@keylargokey.com


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